Fishing

He is out all day, comes back for a quick supper, picks up his lantern and goes back out at night. This goes on for a couple of days when the man happens to stop by the desk. The clerk starts a conversation with the man and mentions his behavior:

"I know it's none of my business,... but I was wondering why you weren't having sex with your new wife."

"Oh, I couldn't do that; she has gonorrhea."

"Well, what about anal sex?"

"Couldn't do that; she has diarrhea."

"There is always oral sex."

"Nope, she has pyorhea."

"Wait a second. If she has gonorrhea, diarrhea, and pyorhea, why did you marry her?"

"That's easy. She also has worms, and I love to fish!"

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