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Submitted By Too Funny
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There was this construction worker, Brian, on the 3rd floor of this
unfinished building. Brian needed a hand saw but was too lazy to
go down and get it himself. So he tried to call to his fellow
worker, Pat, on the ground to get it for him, but Pat could not hear a
word he said. So Brian started to give a sign to Pat so that Pat could
understand him.
So first Brian pointed to his eyes (meaning "I"), then pointed at
his knees (meaning "need"), and moved his hand back and forth
describing the movement of a hand saw.
Finally, Pat started shaking his head
like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jack off.
Brian got pissed and ran down to the ground and started yelling at
Pat, "You idiot, I was trying to say, 'I need a hand saw!'"
Pat replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that "I'm coming. . ."
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