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Submitted By Sandy
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The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon.
The husband jumps into bed to wait for his wife to get
herself ready.The wife comes out of the bathroom in a sexy
negligee and says "honey,I have something to tell you.I'm a
virgin" The man grabs his clothes and rushes out of the
house yelling at the top of his lungs. He heads
straight to his fathers house. When he gets there his
father says "son, what are you doing here? You're supposed
to be on your honeymoon." The son says "Dad, my new wife
told me a big secret of hers. She's a virgin".
"Damn son. You did the right thing by leaving. If she
wasn't good enough for her family,she sure as hell isn't
good enough for ours."
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