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Submitted By Dakota Strong
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A teacher was working with a group of underpriviliged children, trying
to broaden their horizons through sensory exploration. With their
eyes closed, they would feel objects from pumice stones to pinecones
and smell aromatic herbs and exotic fruits. Then one day, the teacher
brought in a great variety of LifeSavers, more flavors than you could
ever imagine.
"Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these," announced
the teacher. Without difficulty, they managed to identify the taste
of cherries, lemons, and mint, but when the teacher had them put honey
flavored LifeSavers in their mouths, every one of the children was
stumped.
"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your Daddy
and Mommy probably call each other all the time."
Instantly, one of the children spat the LifeSaver out of his mouth and
shouted, "Spit 'em out, you guys, they're assholes!"
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