Little Red Riding Hood

Submitted By USC Grad

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the trail going to Grandma's house. Soon, Mr. Owl flys by and tells Red that The Big Bad Wolf (BBW) has Grams tied up in a closet. As Soon as Red shows up, the BBW said that he was going pull up Red's little red skirt, pull down her little red panties and screw her brains out. Red tells Mr. Owl not to worry since she has a gun.

A little further down the trail, Red happens by Mr. Squirrel. He tells Red that the BBW has Grams tied up in the closet. And as soon as Red gets there, he's going to pull up her little red skirt, pull down her little red panties and screw her brains out. Red tells Mr. Squirrel not to worry since she has a gun.

Red finally makes it to Gramma's house, and there is the BBW in the bed. They go through the "what-big-eyes-you-have" and "what-a-big-nose-you-have" lines.

Finally Red exclaimes "You're not my Grandma, you're The Big Bad Wolf!!"

"That's right.." the BBW says as he jumps out of the bed. "And I'm gonna pull up your little red skirt, pull down your little red panties, and screw your brains out!!!"

"No you are not" says Red as she pulls out the gun..... "You're gonna eat me like the story says!"