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A CEO-type was in the hospital, being treated for a minor deal. For a
week he'd made a complete nuisance of himself,
irritating all the staff, shouting orders and demanding attention,
complaining about the food, the bed, the temperature, the
weather. Typical bigshot.
One morning a nurse's helper entered the room, saying, "Time to take your temperature, sir." After growling that she was disturbing his nap, the guy finally opened his mouth for the thermometer. "Sorry, sir," said the nurse, "but for this test we need your temperature from the other end." After complaining about the embarrassment and inconvenience, the guy finally rolled over and bared his butt. After the nurse finished, she said, "Stay exactly like that and don't move. I'll be back in five minutes to check up on you." The nurse left, leaving the door ajar. The guy's back is to the door, and for over an hour, he hears people wandering up and down the hall, laughing. At length the guy's doctor entered the room, saw the guy with his bare ass in the air and gawked. Finally, he asks, "What's going on here?" The guy barks, "Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?" "Not with a petunia."
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