1. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
2. Is it possible to be totally partial?
3. What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
4. Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
5. Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting?
6. What's another word for thesaurus?
7. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
9. Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
10. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
11. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
12. Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
13. Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
14. If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
15. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
16. When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
17. Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
18. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
19. Why is the word abbreviation so long?
20. When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
21. If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

22. If a bus stops at a bus station and the train stops at a train station, what should I do at my work station?