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A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother.
"Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the
same place where boys put their penises?"
"Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject
had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to
her daughter.
"But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't
it knock all my teeth out?"
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