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A Prayer for the Stressed |
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the
courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide
the evidence that I have been using company property for personal
purposes, including circulating my resume, searching for more
rewarding and satisfying work. And also, help me to be careful of the
toes I step on today as they maybe connected to the ass that I may
have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always give 100% at work.... 12% on
Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on
Fridays. And help me to remember..... When I'm having a really bad
day, and it seems that people are working on my last Good Nerve, that
it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger
and tell them to bite me.
Amen.
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