Misc. Jokes 5 Bank Robbery
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Some not too smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. After several days
of planning they agree on the best plan. The next day they get to work
and are able to get into the bank relatively easy thanks to their
planning. Once inside the main vault they discover one wall is full of
safe deposit boxes and start to work on them immediately. They drill
and pry open the first box only to find a small container of vanilla
pudding inside.
The Head Gangster says "Okay, well, at least we can eat it." So they eat the pudding. They drill and pry open up the second Safe deposit box and there sits another pudding. They decide to devour it too. Determined to find the goods, the process continues for the rest of the night until all the safe deposit boxes have been opened. They didn't find any money or jewelry in any of the boxes. Disappointed the head gangster said "Well, at least we got a free meal out of it." The next day, while listening to the news they hear: "Yesterday the largest sperm bank in the USA was robbed by an unknown group of people."
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