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Areas of Effectiveness: I am very Effective at sittin' on my ass and directin'a
dumbass at gettin'work done that I don't wanna do. I can drink beer with the best beer
drinkers And if I have a few to many I can find the best places to sleep it off. I am very
good at bitchin' when things don't go my way or I don't feel like doin' nothin'.
Seminars/coarsework:I have taken classes on how to get rich without doin'nothin' but quit cause it took to much work and I got a headache. Licenses: Yep...I got one...whoopee Objectives: to get a job with a company that don't make me work to hard and pays me alot of money so I can buy more beer. Education: Been to the school of hard Knocks and learned not to take any s#it off of anybody. Awards Received: I got an award from the Navy it is called a bad conduct discharge award. Interests and Activities: I like drinking beer and chasin' women. Languages: I speak english perty good. Work Experience: I can do pert near anything. Volenteer Experience: Volenteered once but quit cause it was to hard and I got tired. Hobbies: Drinkin' beer, shootin' guns, and sickin my dog on people I don't care for. Referances: Budwieser Corperation, Remington arms, and Bass Pro Shops. Extracurricular Activitied: Sleepin and sex. Community Activities: All the beer bashes I can find.
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