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The City Health inspector walks into a new restaurant unannounced and takes a
seat where he can see the kitchen. While he is sitting there, an order goes
back for a pizza. The chef appears and the health inspector nearly chokes
when he sees that he is not wearing a shirt. As if the health inspector
didn't already have enough fuel for his citation-writing pen, the chef
proceeded to grab a lump of pizza dough and press it out flat on his bare
chest.
Appalled, the health inspector had barely finished up when an order came back for a hamburger. The cook proceeded to grab a handful of ground meat and pressed it into a perfect patty in his armpit. Shocked an bewildered, the health inspector called for the manager and explained the gravity of the deplorable conditions he had seen. "That's nothing," replied the manager, "You should come back at five in the morning when he makes the donuts!"
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