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After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraid of
spending the rest of her life alone, she decided to marry. She had
been with so many perverted men over the years that she felt she
needed a change and would only get one by marrying a virgin male
near her age. She took out ads in newspapers around the world
seeking a male virgin who was 55 years old. She finally narrowed
her choice to an Australian computer programmer. After a thorough
background check, she was satisfied that he had indeed never been
with a woman and they were married. On their wedding night, she
went into the bathroom to change into her nightie. When she came
back out, she found that her new husband had taken the bed and
everything in the room and stacked it in one corner of the room.
Thinking this was rather kinky, she said to her husband, "I thought you had never been with a woman." He replied, "That's true, but if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo, we're going to need all the room we can get!"
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