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Submitted By Sandy
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Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they came upon this
harem with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with
all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in.
"I am the master of all of these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will each die and in a way corresponding to your profession."
The Sheik turns to the first man and asks him what
he does for a living. "I'm a cop", says the first man. "Alright, shoot
his penis off!", said the sheik.
He then turned to the second man and asked
him what he did for a living. "I'm a firemen", said the second man.
"Alright, burn his penis off!", said the sheik.
Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do you for a living?" And the third man answered, with a big smile on his face, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"
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