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Submitted By John Sr.
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A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises from inside the
aprtment, walks inside to find his wife on the floor of the living room
naked. Wife yells, "help, help, I am having a heart attack", the husband
runs in the other room to call the doctor when one of his kids run up to
him and says "daddy, daddy, there is a naked man in the closet", husband
opens the closet door and sees his friend Bob.
He yells at Bob, "Bob, damn it, my wife is having a heart attack and
here you are trying to scare the kids"!!!
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