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Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas. At the
hotel bar, they're dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to their
separate rooms. The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he's unable
to reach a certain physical state that would enable him to join with his
date.
His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room he hears
cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...HUH!" all night long.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection." The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?" he = asked. "I couldn't even get on the bed!"
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