Misc. Jokes 5
Sponsors
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What if condoms had corporate sponsors?
Nike Condoms: Just do it. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop. Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker. Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing. Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman. Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple. Ford Condoms: The best never rest. Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock. Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did? New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey -- you never know. California Lotto Condoms: Who's next? Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever. EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going ... KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good. Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing. Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one. Campbell's Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good. Nature Valley: The Candy Bar Nature Intended. Absolut Condoms: ABSOLUT BONER. Pontiac Condoms: We build excitement. Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today? Arch Deluxe Condoms: The condom with the grown up taste. M&M's: Melts in your mouth not in your hands. VW: Drivers wanted. BASF: We don't make the condom, we make the condom moister. GE: We bring good things to life.
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