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Submitted By USC Grad   
What if condoms had corporate sponsors?

Nike Condoms: Just do it.

Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.

Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.

Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.

Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman.

Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.

Ford Condoms: The best never rest.

Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.

Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey -- you never know.

California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?

Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.

EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going ...

KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.

Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.

Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.

Campbell's Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.

Nature Valley: The Candy Bar Nature Intended.

Absolut Condoms: ABSOLUT BONER.

Pontiac Condoms: We build excitement.

Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today?

Arch Deluxe Condoms: The condom with the grown up taste.

M&M's: Melts in your mouth not in your hands.

VW: Drivers wanted.

BASF: We don't make the condom, we make the condom moister.

GE: We bring good things to life.





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