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Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a
powerful emperor.
This emperor needed a new head samurai. So, he sent out
a message to
everybody he knew for them to send a message to who they
knew, and so
forth.
A year passes, and only three people show up: a Japanese
samurai, a
Chinese samurai, and a Jewish samurai. The emperor asks
the Japanese
samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head
samurai.
The Japanese samurai opens up a matchbox, and out pops a
little fly.
WHOOOOOSH. The fly drops dead on the ground in 2
pieces! The emperor
says, "That is very impressive!"
Then the emperor asks the Chinese samurai to come in and
demonstrate
why he should be head samurai. The Chinese samurai
opens up a
matchbox and out pops a little fly. WHOOOOOOSH.
WOOOOOOOSH. The fly
drops dead on the ground in 4 pieces! The emperor says,
"That is
really impressive!"
Then the emperor asks the Jewish samurai to come in and
demonstrate
why he should be head samurai. The Jewish samurai
thinks, "If it
works for the other two..." So the Jewish samurai walks
in, opens a
matchbox, and out pops a little fly.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHH. A gust of wind fills
the room, but
the fly is still buzzing around. The emperor says in
disappointment,
"Why is the fly not dead?"
And the Jewish samurai replies, "If you look closely,
you'll see that
the fly has been circumcised."
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