There once was a Sgt. who had a beautiful daughter. All the army men would always stare at her whenever she was near, even though they knew they couldn't have her because of course she was the sergents daughter. So one day, the Sergent called his men in for a brief meeting.

He said, "Men, my daughter is not public property and therefore leave her alone, those of you who even think of making a move- will die."

That sure did scare them off for a while. Later as weeks passed, Sgt. got a little suspicious. He thought there was something happening with his daughter and one of his men. So he came up with an idea- he would put a razor blade "inside" of his daughter so that whoever tried having sex with her would get "cut."

Well, he did that. Couple weeks later he called his men in for another little talk, and one by one he asked them to pull their pants down. First man did- no cut. Second man did- no cut, and so on.... The Sgt. was almost positive that there was something going on so he thought.....and asked them, one by one, if they had a thing going for his daughter.

One by one they told him no, until finally the last man to talk- couldn't talk very well, Sgt. asked what the hell was wrong with him- he opened his mouth -and his tongue was split in half.