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Submitted By Dakota Strong   
A guy comes in to the patent office with an apple, He gives it to the clerk and tells him to taste it. After he does he says: "Wow it tasts like an orange!".

The guy says:"turn it over!" he does and tastes and says: "Wow it tastes like a watermelon!"

And so every time he turnes the apple over it tastes like a different fruit! The clerk tells him that if he developed an apple that tastes like a "pussy" he will be a millionaire over night!.

And so after about a month the guy comes back and gives the clerk an apple and says taste it! The clerk takes a bite and then spits it out and shouts: "Yuck it tastes like s#it!!!!!"

So the guy says: "Turn it over!!!!!!!!!!!!!"





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