Valujet Advertising Slogans

2. Valujet: We're Amtrak with wings.

3. Join our frequent near-miss program.

4. On certain flights, every section is a smoking section.

5. Ask about our out of court settlements.

6. Our staff has lots of experience consoling next-of-kin.

7. Are our engines too noisy? Don't worry, we'll turn them off.

8. Complimentary champgne during free-fall.

9. Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you.

10. The kids will love our inflatable slides.

11. You think it's so easy, get your own damn plane!

12. Which will fall faster, our stock price or our planes?

13. Our pilots are all terminally ill and have nothing to lose.

14. Valuejet: We may be landing on your street.

15. Valuejet: Terrorists are afraid to fly with us.

16. Bring a bathing suit.

17. Some airlines are content to fly thousands of feet over landmarks. We try to get as close as possible for the best view.

18. That guy who crashed into the White House lawn was one of our best pilots.

19. Fly Valuejet. Find out if there really is a God.

20. Valujet: a real man lands where he wants to.

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