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Submitted By Too Funny
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There was a brother with three girlfriends. He decided it was time to
settle down, but was faced with a dilemma ... which one should he marry? So he
decided to give each one $500 and see how each of them spends it.
The first one went out and got a total makeover. She got new clothes,
a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and told the brother, "I
spent the money so I could look as fine as I could for you
because I love you so much."
The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a cd player,
television, and a stereo and gave them to the brother. She said, "I bought these for
you with the money because I love you so much."
The third one takes the $500 and invests it in the stock market. She
doubles her investment, returns $500 to the brother and re-invests the rest. She
said, " I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you
so much."
The brother thought long and hard about how each of the women handled
the money, and decided to marry the one with the biggest butt.
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