Misc. Jokes 6 Yard Work
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There's this couple doing yard work and the wife stops to go up and
take a shower..... so the guy is looking for the rake and yells to his
wife, who looks out the upstairs bathroom window "where's the rake?".
She can't hear him, so he points to his eye [I], points to his knee [need] and then makes raking motions. "What?" she yells. So he goes through the whole routine again. She nods like she gets it and then points to her eye, points to her left breast, points to her ass and then to her crotch. Her husband is totally confused [and somewhat aroused] so he goes in the house and upstairs and leans around the corner "what did you say?" She says "I SAID: eye, left tit, behind, the bush."
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