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Q: How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Five. One to do it and four to say how much better they could have done it.
Q: What do you call someone who hangs around a bunch of musicians?
A: A drummer.
Q: What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
A: Gifted
Q: What does a drummer use for contraception?
A: His personality!!
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