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Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you!

Girl: Yea but would you stay there?

Man:is this seat empty?

Woman:yes and this one will be too if you sit down!

Man:your bodys like a temple

Woman:sorry no sevice today.

Him: your place or mine

You: both, you go to yours, and i will go to mine

Sleazy Guy:Do you come here often?

You: Only when researching assholes in their natural habitat!

Guy: Hey baby wanna give me a blow?

Girl: Sorry I choke on small things.

PersonA: Havn't I seen you somewere before??

PersonB: Probabably I'm the receptionist at the V.D. clinic.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not Enter

 



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