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Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you! Girl: Yea but would you stay there?
Man:is this seat empty? Woman:yes and this one will be too if you sit down!
Man:your bodys like a temple Woman:sorry no sevice today.
Him: your place or mine You: both, you go to yours, and i will go to mine
Sleazy Guy:Do you come here often? You: Only when researching assholes in their natural habitat!
Guy: Hey baby wanna give me a blow? Girl: Sorry I choke on small things.
PersonA: Havn't I seen you somewere before?? PersonB: Probabably I'm the receptionist at the V.D. clinic.
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not Enter
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