Q: Why did the Pollock oil the brakes on his car?
A: To stop them from sqeaking. |
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One day a farmer's barn caught on fire so he calls the down town fire department.
He said hey my barn is on fire I need you to come put it out.The fire department told him they would be there in 20 minutes. Farmer says in 20 minutes I loose my barn.
So he calls the Pollock fire dept. He says, "Hey my barn is on fire, I need you to come put it out."
"Pollock says I will be there in 3 minutes."
3 minutes later here they come haulin ass. They get out of the truck and put the fire out. Farmer goes up to the Pollock chief and says here is five thousand dollars.
So what are your plans with the money the farmer asked?
Pollock goes first gosh darn thing is I am gonna get those brakes fixed. Submitted by: bubba |
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A Russian, American, and Pollock are driving through the desert when their car breaks down.
Each of them agrees to take one item as they have to continue through the desert on foot.
The Russian and Pollock ask the American what he is going to take.
He said, "the water in case I get thirsty."
They said that's cool.
The American and Pollock ask the Russian what he is going to take.
He said, "the food in case I get hungry."
They said that's cool.
The American and the Russian ask the Pollock what he is going to take.
He said, "the car door in case I get hot all I have to do is roll down the window."
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Two pollocks were walking in the woods when they came across a sheep with it's head stuck in a fence.
The one pulls down his pants & does the sheep.
Then he turns to his buddy and said, "Ok it's your turn."
So his buddy sticks his head in the fence.
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