President Clinton Jokes Love Handles
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Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern
washed up on the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a genie.
"Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!", she exclaimed. "No", said the genie, "You have been very bad this year, and because of this, I can only give you one wish." "Lets see," says Monica, "I don't need fame, because I have plenty of that due to all of the media coverage...." "And I don't need money, because after I write my book, and do all my interviews, I'll have all the money I could ever want..." "I would like to get rid of these love handles, though. Yeah, that's it,for my one wish, I would like my love handles removed." Poof, and just like that, her ears were gone!
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