Top 10 Benefits of a White House Internship

9. Pay is lousy, but the hush money is great

8. Gives new meaning to MTV slogan "Rock the Vote"

7. Observe the President's commitment to young people first hand

6. Learn intricacies of statutory rape law

5. Have president chase around desk brandishing his "subpoena"

4. President tells you he really wants you on his staff

3. Try out JFK's legendary rocking chair

2. Have president introduce you to his "special investigator"...

... and the number one benefit of a White House internship...

1. Find out what a politician means when he says he's been polling his constituents!

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