President Clinton Jokes
White House Pillowtalk
White House Pillowtalk |
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| Submitted By James Truth | |
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Bill & Hillary Clinton were sleeping one night at the White
House. Hillary wakes up and starts shaking Bill to wake
him up. "Bill, Bill wake up."
Bill stays sleeping. Hillary continues, "Bill, Bill wake up." Bill finally wakes up and says, "What do you want?" Hillary responds, "I have to go use the bathroom." To which Bill says, "Please tell me you didn't wake me up just to tell me you have to go to the bathroom." Hillary says, "No, I just wanted to tell you to save my spot."
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