Redneck Medical Terms
Artery: The study of paintings.
Benign: What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.
Barium: What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome.
Cat Scan: Searching for Kitty
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.
Coma: A punctuation mark.
Dilate: To live long.
Enema: Not a friend.
Fester: Quicker than someone else.
Fibula: A small lie.
Hangnail: What you hang your coat on.
Impotent: Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane.
Morbid: A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.
Node: I knew it.
Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative: A letter carrier.
Rectum: Darn near killed him.
Seizure: Roman emperor.
Tablet: A small table.
Tumor: More than one.
Urine: Opposite of you're out
Varicose: Near by