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It seems a pastor from Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear
hunting in the mountains. As he turned the corner along the path, he
and a bear collided. The pastor stumbled backwards, slipped off the
trail, and began tumbling down the mountain with the bear in hot
pursuit. Finally the pastor crashed into a boulder, sending his rifle
in one direction and breaking both legs.
As the bear closed in, the pastor cried out in desperation, "Lord, I'm sorry for what I have done. Please forgive me and save me Lord, please make that bear a Christian." Suddenly the bear skidded to a halt at the pastor's feet, fell to its knees, clasped its paws together and said, "God, bless this food which I am about to receive."
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