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Submitted By Ha Ha
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A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small
boy trying to press the doorbell on a house across the street. However,
the boy is very small, and the doorbell is placed at normal adult height,
and the little fellow just can't reach. After watching the boy's sorry
efforts for some time as he moves closer to the boy's position, the priest
steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and,
placing one hand kindly on the child's shoulder, leans over the boy and
gives the doorbell a solid ring.
Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles benevolently and
asks, "And now what, my little man?"
To which the urchin replies, "Now we run like Hell!"
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