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Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the
other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go
home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I
get to the driveway, I shut off the engine and coast into the garage, I
take myshoesoff before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get
undressed in the bathroom, I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up
and yells at me for staying out so late."
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the
wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up
the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands
on my wife's ass and say, How about a little?" and she pretends that
she's asleep.
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Religious Jokes 
