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Submitted By John Sr.
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Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the 'Bible
Belt,' there lived a Baptist minister with a very large congregation.
One morning, after a particularly moving sermon, he announced,
"Friends I have been hearing very nasty rumors!"
The crowd fell into an expectant silence. The Minister
continued, "One of you, here among us, has been reporting that I am a
member of the dreaded 'Klu Klux Klan.' This, of course, is not true!
I am asking that the guilty party confess and apologize now - right
here - before my flock of loyal followers."
Sister Margaret quickly stood up and pleaded, "Preacher,
please, I don't know how this all came to be. I just mentioned to one
of my close friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
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