Saved!

One was a Christian, the second was a Muslim and the third was a Hindu. They heard a startling noise as they turned around, they realized that there was a flood and it was coming right for them. So what do they do they start to pray.

The christian guy said, "Jesus oh Father I need your help please save me."

So he was saved.

The Muslim guy started to pray, "Oh Allah I need your help please save me."

So he was saved.

Then the hindu guy said ok they were saved and they only have one god, and I have soo many I will be saved faster than them.

So the Hindu guy prayed, "Oh Mata Ji, and "

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