We Would Like 2 Get Married |
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Submitted By USC Grad
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Two young people have died and are waiting at the gates
of heaven. They come up to St. Peter and ask that they
be married before they enter heaven. St. Peter agrees, but
says that they must wait five years. So the couple waits
five years doing whatever people do when they're not quite
dead but not quite alive.
They return and upon seeing them
St. Peter says "I'm sorry, but you will have to wait another
5 years."
The couple waits anotehr 5 years and returns to
heaven and a priest comes out of heaven and they are married.
But after 2 years the couple comes back to St. Peter and
announces that things just aren't working out and they would
like a divorce.
St. Peter replies "WHAT!!?!? It took me 10
years to find a priest in heaven and now you
want me to find a lawyer!"
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