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Tragically, three friends die in a car crash, and they find
themselves at the gates of heaven. Before entering, they are
each asked a question by St. Peter.
"When you are in your casket and friends and family are
mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say
about you?", asks St. Peter.
The first guy says,
"I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor
of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy says,
"I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and
school teacher who made a huge difference in our children
of tomorrow."
The last guy replies,
"I would like to hear them say.... LOOK!!! HE'S MOVING!!!!"
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Religious Jokes 
