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1. Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies
(Lists/Lists)

...idge door and use that light instead. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth. Most dogs are immortal. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper clippings - especially ...

2. Facts for Women about Men
(Gender Jokes/Gender Jokes)

...time to pay bills, put laundry in the dryer or talk to your sister. Two hot dogs and a beer at a baseball game do, in fact, constitute going out to dinner. ...

3. Dogs Better than Women
(Gender Jokes/Gender Jokes)

Dogs don't cry. Dogs love it when your friends come over. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo. Dogs think you s

4. Frequently Asked Questions -- Men -- 2
(Gender Jokes/Gender Jokes)

...ers in the war of the selfish genes. You should love us despite our inherent weakness. Why are men such dogs? I resent that. Dogs are faithful... loyal... affectionate... and obedient... ...

5. Pre Relationship Agreement
(Gender Jokes/Gender Jokes)

...sixty (60) days, both parties agree not to use the phrase "I love you." They may love plants, dogs, cats, cars, concerts, or the way a particular pair of jeans fits, but not each other. Fai...

6. Wisdom
(Kid Jokes/Kid Jokes)

..........Mr. You can't teach an old dog new..............................math. If you lie down with the dogs, you'll.......stink in the morning. The pen is mightier than the.............................