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...nizer and Natural Hair Designer and advocate! It's time to show appreciation for her empowering women in San Diego to "Keep It Natureal!" We will have a cake and maybe some ice cream. Maybe a lit...

...nizer and Natural Hair Designer and advocate! It's time to show appreciation for her empowering women in San Diego to "Keep It Natureal!" We will have a cake and maybe some ice cream. Maybe a lit...

3. You Know You are a Ghetto Christian If
(Religious Jokes/Religious Jokes)
... Your favorite part of the service is the benediction. Your pickup line to all the single women in church is "the Bible says, greet one another with a holy kiss." You th...

...rosexual. Do you consider it wise to expose children to heterosexual teachers? Just what do men and women do in bed together? Bearing in mind the current divorce rate, why are the...

5. Rewritten Rules
(Gender Jokes/Gender Jokes)
Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secr

6. Things Men Should Know About Women
(Gender Jokes/Gender Jokes)
Men know that Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman. Men know that PMS is Mother Nature's way of telling you to get out of the house. Men know that if she loo

7. Male Viewpoint of Marriage
(Gender Jokes/Gender Jokes)
...ed at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower." Q: Do you know the punishment for bigamy?A: Two Mother-in-laws. Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in so...

8. Signs You Hired The Wrong Marriage Counselor
(Marriage Jokes/Marriage Jokes)
...t;Just shut up and screw" doesn't seem like very good advice. Her latest book: "Women Are From Venus, Men Are Lyin' Bastards" "I'm afraid there's not much you...

...tly straight road it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments. Freelance helicopter pilots are always eager to accept bookings from internati...

10. Facts for Women about Men
(Gender Jokes/Gender Jokes)
...the beer. Socks never constitute a gift. Department stores and malls were designed so that when you want to look at bed linen, shower curtains o...

11. Things Men Should Know About Women
(Gender Jokes/Gender Jokes)
Don't ever lie to us, we always find out. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening. Don't say you understand when you don't. Girls are pet

12. T-Shirt for Women Who Take No Sh*t
(Gender Jokes/Gender Jokes)
I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it. Remember my name you'll be screaming it later. Of course I don't loo

13. Dogs Better than Women
(Gender Jokes/Gender Jokes)
Dogs don't cry. Dogs love it when your friends come over. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo. Dogs think you s

14. How to be a Man
(Gender Jokes/Gender Jokes)
... Lie. Girls find it attractive if a man has had more women than baths. Never ask for help. Even if you really, really need help...

15. Interesting Thoughts
(Misc. Funny Jokes/Misc. Funny Jokes)
... hour cruise, why did MRS. HOWELL have so many clothes? If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys d...

16. Cannibal One Liners
(Cannibal Jokes/Cannibal Jokes)
...l do when he dumped his girlfriend?A. Wiped his ass. Q: Why won't cannibals eat divorced women? A: They're very bitter. Q: Why do cannibals prefer eating readers to writers? A: ...

17. Bumper Stickers
(Misc. Funny Jokes/Misc. Funny Jokes)
... It's been lovely, but I have to scream now. My karma ran over your dogma. Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition. This is not an abandoned vehicle. ...

18. Careful What U Ask 4
(Misc. Funny Jokes/Misc. Funny Jokes)
A man with a 25 inch long penis goes to his doctor to complain that he is unable to get any women to have sex with him. They all tell him that his penis is too long. "Doctor," he asked, in

19. What your car says about you ...
(Misc. Funny Jokes/Misc. Funny Jokes)
...rvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocain...

20. 101 Things NOT to say during Sex
(Misc. Funny Jokes/Misc. Funny Jokes)
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...

21. Speed Limit
(Misc. Funny Jokes/Misc. Funny Jokes)
...r error. "But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the offic...

22. Superman
(Misc. Funny Jokes/Misc. Funny Jokes)
...an told him that he was awfully busy and just happen to be in hot pursuit of bad guys at that very moment. He was in the middle of climbing a wall to catch some crooks and was talking on his cell ...

23. Go Now!
(Religious Jokes/Religious Jokes)
...ft. He says, "Some of you ladies been a she'n and she'n-leave my church right now!" Some women left. Old Brother Brown in the back got up and was leaving. Pastor asked, "Where you g...

24. Red Lights
(Elderly Jokes/Elderly Jokes)
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on thr

25. Five Bad Questions
(Gender Jokes/Gender Jokes)
There are five things that women should never, ever ask a guy, according to an article in an issue of Sassy magazine. The five questions are: 1 - "What are you thinking?" 2 - "Do you

26. Breaking Up
(Gender Jokes/Gender Jokes)
Men often find blowing off a woman the most difficult part of the dating process. The closest they ever come to telling a woman it's over is to look her straight in the eye and say, "I'll call y

27. CIA Opening
(Gender Jokes/Gender Jokes)
...n. After all the background check, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and...

28. The Difference Between Men and Women
(Gender Jokes/Gender Jokes)
...ading toward marriage? Toward children? Toward a lifetime together? Am I ready for that level of commitment? Do I really even know this person? And Roger is thinking: ...so that means it was... let's...

29. Frequently Asked Questions -- Men
(Gender Jokes/Gender Jokes)
Why are men such jerks? It's a testosterone thing. Much similar to your PMS thing, we men suffer from testosterone poisoning. Why do you think the average lifespan of a male is typically 10 years sho

30. Frequently Asked Questions -- Men -- 2
(Gender Jokes/Gender Jokes)
Why won't men ever pick up after themselves? Why should we? It doesn't really bother us that much. Besides, we know darn well you'll pick it up. What's with all the belching and farting? This usuall

31. Gender Poetry (Man)
(Gender Jokes/Gender Jokes)
...when I pee I live to watch sports and play all sorts of ball It's more fun than dealing with women after all I won't cry if you figure out it's not going to work I won't remain bitter ...

32. Guy Bashing
(Gender Jokes/Gender Jokes)
Men are like department stores.... their clothes should always be half off. Men are like vacations.... they never seem to be long enough. Men are like computers... hard to figure out and never h

33. HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFO SHEET (Women)
(Gender Jokes/Gender Jokes)
...============================== MATERIALS SAFETY DATA SHEET WOMEN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS ELEMENT: Women SYMBOL: Wo DISCOVERER: Adam ATO...

34. HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFO SHEET (Men)
(Gender Jokes/Gender Jokes)
...======== MATERIALS SAFETY DATA SHEET MEN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS ELEMENT: MAN ATOMIC WEIGHT: Accepted as 170 lbs, known to vary from...

35. Women's Compact Instruction Book
(Gender Jokes/Gender Jokes)
...man - unless he's in diapers. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them. If they put a man on the moon - they should...

36. Everything Men Know About Women
(Gender Jokes/Gender Jokes)
The following is a comprehensive federal study, approved by the Attorney General: Everything Men Know About Women End of Report U.S. Attorney General's Office

37. Marry Right
(Gender Jokes/Gender Jokes)
...ou so much." The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the re...

38. 40 Ways Men Fail in Bed
(Gender Jokes/Gender Jokes)
...e turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hands on a pair. Strok...

39. Rules By Men
(Gender Jokes/Gender Jokes)
If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules" Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. Rule # 2 If you

40. Men's Clothes
(Gender Jokes/Gender Jokes)
We all know that men are not quite as adept at fashion as women. In fact guys will pretty much wear anything, anytime, with anything.

41. Top 10 Things Men Know About Women
(Gender Jokes/Gender Jokes)
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

42. Pigheaded Male Attitude
(Gender Jokes/Gender Jokes)
...hat makes cars run 95% quieter? Yeah, it fits right over her mouth. Why are hangovers better than women? Hangovers will go away. Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer ...

43. Urinal Etiquette
(Gender Jokes/Gender Jokes)
Men should ace this test ... women may have a little difficulty. There IS a code of "Restroom Etiquette" that MUST be followed. =============================================== The f

44. What Men Say ... What Men Mean
(Gender Jokes/Gender Jokes)
...; Really means.... "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and Heather Locklear." "That's women's work." Really means.... "It's difficult, dirty, and thankless." "Will ...

45. What Women Say/What Women Mean
(Gender Jokes/Gender Jokes)
What women say... ...What they mean... ------------------------------------------------------------------- Can't we just be friends? There is no way in hell I am going

46. A Dictionary for Women
(Gender Jokes/Gender Jokes)
...ider is. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it...

47. Women in San Fransico
(Gender Jokes/Gender Jokes)
The women in San Fransico are like a box of chocolates- You never know which ones is gonna have nuts.

48. Dennis Rodman
(Genie Jokes/Genie Jokes)
... Master I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to this bottle forever." Dennis thinks a moment ... then grumbling about the inconvenience of it all... he says "Ok, ok ... I wanna wak...

49. The Dickens
(Golf Jokes/Golf Jokes)
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome Teed Off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

50. 4 Wives
(Politician Jokes/President Clinton Jokes)
...age. The wife of Tony Blair says in England people call it a gentleman, because it stands up when women are entering. The wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia you call it a patriot, because you ...

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