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1. You Might be an Engineering Major If
(Engineering Jokes/Engineering Jokes)

you have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically. you enjoy pain. you know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.

2. You Might be an Engineer if
(Engineering Jokes/Engineering Jokes)

The only jokes you receive are through email At Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one to find the burnt-out bulb in the string of Christmas lights.

3. Advice from Tech Support
(Computer Jokes/Computer Jokes)

... Don't even think of breaking large print jobs down into smaller chunks. God forbid somebody else might get a chance to squeeze into the queue. When you bump into a tech in the groc...

4. Cynic's Dictionary
(Misc. Funny Jokes/Misc. Funny Jokes)

...ness or romantic enterprise. FIBER: Edible wood pulp said to aid digestion and prolong life, so that we might enjoy another six or eight years in which to consume wood pulp. FUNERAL HOME: A stately ...

5. Human Body Design
(Engineering Jokes/Engineering Jokes)

Human Body Design Three freshman engineering students were sitting around one day arguing about who might've designed the human body. The first one said, "It must've been a mechanical engi

6. The Two Cow Explanation
(Animal Jokes/Animal Jokes)

...making us all think about how governments, religions and business effect us, this simplified explanation might help us under stand better. THE "TWO-COW EXPLANATION" OF WHAT MAKES... A CHR...