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1. You Know You are a Ghetto Christian If
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...hou shall not smoke." Your favorite part of the service is the benediction. Your pickup line to all the single women in church is "the Bible says, greet one another with ...

2. Pickup Lines
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Do you believe in love at first sight?...Or do I have to walk by again? Do you sleep on your stomach?...no?....Can I? Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can easily see myse

3. Pickup Line Returns
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Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you!Girl: Yea but would you stay there? Man:is this seat empty?Woman:yes and this one will be too if you sit down! Man:your bodys li

4. Christian Pickup Lines
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Nice bible. I would like to pray with you. You know Jesus? Me too. God told me to come talk to you. I know a church where we could go and talk.

5. How to be a Man
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...g that belongs to someone else, tell them you mailed it to them. Here's a good pickup line: "My girlfriend's pregnant, will you go out with me?" ...

6. Application for Permission to Date My Daughter
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... _______________ A waterbed? _______________ A pickup with a mattress in the back? _______________ A condom? ...

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