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1. State Mottos -- Iowa
(State Jokes/State Mottos)

Land of 10,000 smells.Submitted by: James

2. State Mottos -- Alabama
(State Jokes/State Mottos)

Road kill! You kill it, we'll grill it!

3. State Mottos -- Alaska
(State Jokes/State Mottos)

11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!

4. State Mottos -- Arizona
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Dehyd-rific!

5. State Mottos -- Arkansas
(State Jokes/State Mottos)

Litterasy ain't everthang.

6. State Mottos -- California
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As Seen on TV

7. State Mottos -- Colorado
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If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

8. State Mottos -- Connecticut
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Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character

9. State Mottos -- Deleware
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We really do like the chemicals in our water!

10. State Mottos -- Florida
(State Jokes/State Mottos)

Ask Us About Our Grandkids

11. State Mottos -- Florida -- 2
(State Jokes/State Mottos)

Come Die With Us!

12. State Mottos -- Georgia
(State Jokes/State Mottos)

We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism

13. State Mottos -- Hawaii
(State Jokes/State Mottos)

Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

14. State Mottos -- Idaho
(State Jokes/State Mottos)

More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

15. State Mottos -- Illinois
(State Jokes/State Mottos)

Please don't pronounce the "S".

16. State Mottos -- Indiana
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2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

17. State Mottos -- Iowa
(State Jokes/State Mottos)

Land of James T. Kirk

18. State Mottos -- Kansas
(State Jokes/State Mottos)

First Of The Rectangle States

19. State Mottos -- Kentucky
(State Jokes/State Mottos)

Who pissed in our gene pool?

20. State Mottos -- Louisiana
(State Jokes/State Mottos)

We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism

21. State Mottos -- Maine
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Cheap Lobster

22. State Mottos -- Maryland
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A Thinking Man's Delaware

23. State Mottos -- Massachusetts
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Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

24. State Mottos -- Michigan
(State Jokes/State Mottos)

First Line of Defense From the Canadians

25. State Mottos -- Minnesota
(State Jokes/State Mottos)

For Sale

26. State Mottos -- Mississippi
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Come Feel Better About Your Own State

27. State Mottos -- Missouri
(State Jokes/State Mottos)

Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

28. State Mottos -- Montana
(State Jokes/State Mottos)

It's where you're most wanted

29. State Mottos -- Nebraska
(State Jokes/State Mottos)

Ask About Our State Motto Contest

30. State Mottos -- Nevada
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Whores and Poker!

31. State Mottos -- New Hampshire
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Go Away and Leave Us Alone

32. State Mottos -- New Jersey
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You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

33. State Mottos -- New Mexico
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Land of entrapment

34. State Mottos -- New York
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Really! We know you want to live here. Stop being jealous. Hey, nice wallet........

35. State Mottos -- North Carolina
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Tobacco is a Fruit!

36. State Mottos -- North Dakota
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Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!

37. State Mottos -- Oklahoma
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Like the Play Only No Singing

38. State Mottos -- Oregon
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Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner

39. State Mottos -- Rhode Island
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We're Not REALLY An Island

40. State Mottos -- South Carolina
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Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

41. State Mottos -- Tennessee
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Keeping it all in the family.

42. State Mottos -- Texas
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Oil's why we're famous, but beer's the reason we enjoy it so much.

43. State Mottos -- Utah
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Mormons, Skiing, Mormons, Missionarys, Olympics, Mormons, Roadwork, Mormons, Farmers, Mormons

44. State Mottos -- Vermont
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Yep

45. State Mottos -- Virginia
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Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

46. State Mottos -- Washington
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Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!

47. State Mottos -- Washington D.C.
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Wanna Be Mayor?

48. State Mottos -- West Virginia
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One Big Happy Family-Really!

49. State Mottos -- West Virginia -- 2
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We aren't realy west of Virgina.

50. State Mottos -- Wisconsin
(State Jokes/State Mottos)

Come Cut Our Cheese