Redneck Computer Terms

BACKUP              - What you do when you run over a coon in the woods



BAR CODE            - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern



BUG                 - The reason you give for calling out sick



CACHE               - Neede when you run out of food stamps



CHIP                - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in



TERMINAL            - Time to call the undertaker



CRASH               - When you go to Juniors party univited



DIGITAL             - The art of countining on you fingers



DISKETTE            - Female Disco dancer



FAX                 - What you lie about to the IRS



HACKER              - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking



HARDCOPY            - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos



INTERNET            - Where cafeteria workers put ther hair



KEYBOARD            - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere



MAC                 - Big Bubba's favorite fast food



MEGAHERTZ           - How your head feels after 17 beers



MODEM               - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall



MOUSE PAD           - Where Mickey and Minnie lives



ONLINE              - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test



ROM                 - Where the pope lives



INTERNET            - Where cafeteria workers put ther hair



KEYBOARD            - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere



MAC                 - Big Bubba's favorite fast food



MEGAHERTZ           - How your head feels after 17 beers



MODEM               - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall



MOUSE PAD           - Where Mickey and Minnie lives



ONLINE              - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test



ROM                 - Where the pope lives