Arkansas Reading Test

Worst Break-Up Stories Ever

MR Mice.
MR Knot!
SAR
LIB, MR Mice

This reads

M(t S (yes) A (they) R (are), C(see) M(them) EDBD(itty L(well) I B(be), M(them) are mice

Laugh Meter:  / 0
BooooooKnee Slapper