How Corrupt Are You

2 Ever laugh at a physically or mentally handicapped person? Yes No

3 Ever tried alcohol? Yes No

4 Ever been drunk? Yes No

5 Ever play drinking games? Yes No

6 Ever fall down because you drank too much? Yes No

7 Ever drink enough to throw up? Yes No

8 Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? Yes No

9 Ever been forcibly removed from a bar? Yes No

10 Ever participated/finished in a pub brawl? Yes No

11 How often do you drink?
0-2 times a week
3 times a week
4 times a week
5 times a week
6 times a week
All day every day baby!

12 Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? Yes No

13 Ever try pot/hash/mushrooms?
None of em
1 of em
2 of em
All 3 (they don't call me Smokey for nothing!)

14 How often do you do drugs?
None
1-3 times a week
At least 4 times a week?

15 Ever bought soft drugs? Yes No

16 Ever sell drugs? Yes No

17 Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? Yes No

18 Ever use barbiturates? Yes No

19 Ever use hallucinogens? Yes No

20 Ever use narcotics? Yes No

21 Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hrs? Yes No

22 Ever been on a date? Yes No

23 Ever been felt-up, groped?
Yes
No
Yes, to orgasm!

24 Ever had sexual intercourse? Yes No

25 Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex? Yes No

26 Ever paid for sex? Yes No

27 Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? Yes No

28 Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed? Yes No

29 Ever engage in oral sex?
Yes
No
Yes, to orgasm!

30 Ever engage in anal sex?
Yes
No
Yes to orgasm

31 Ever engage in the 69 position? Yes No

32 Ever contracted STD? Yes No

33 Ever had unprotected sex? Yes No

34 Ever had or been knowingly responsible for an abortion? Yes No

35 Ever had sex with 2 or more partners in a week? Yes No

36 Ever had sex with more than 1 person at a time? Yes No

37 Ever had sex in a public place? Yes No

38 Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act? Yes No

39 Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? Yes No

40 Ever practice bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification? Yes No

41 Ever use sex toys? Yes No

42 Ever pass out during sex? Yes No

43 Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity? Yes No

44 Ever masturbated while talking on the phone? Yes No

45 Ever bought something in a sex shop? Yes No

46 Ever licked or have someone lick:
an eyeball Yes No
toes Yes No
ears Yes No

47 Ever had sex with a relative? Yes No

48 Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot? Yes No

49 Does necrophilia, pedophilia, or bestiality turn you on? Yes No

50 Ever been arrested?
Yes
No
Yes, and was convicted!

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