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A guy was on a business trip to Texas and bought a really cool pair of snakeskin boots. He was so excited and couldn't wait to show his new boots to his wife. Returning from his trip late the next evening, his wife was in the bathroom getting ready for bed. He quickly stripped naked, except for his new snakeskin boots and stood in the bedroom to wait for her.
As the wife emerged from the bathroom he asked, "Well honey, do you notice anything special?"
She replied, "Yeah, its limp." "It's not limp!" exclaimed her husband. "It's admiring my new snakeskin boots!"
"Well, next time buy a hat." |
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A man and his wife went to the pharmacy to pick up his prescription for Viagra. Seeing the $10 per pill price, the man was astonished - but his wife had a different opinion - "Oh, $30 a year ain't too bad". |
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Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No Hard Feelings." |
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A man finally gets his prescription for Viagra. Anxious to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home from work, but, in his excitement he forgets and leaves the package open on the table and his parrot eats them all.
Seeing the results and panicking the man grabs the bird and stuffs him into the freezer to cool off.
Just as his wife comes home, the Viagra kicks in and its hours later before he remembers the parrot. He runs and looks in the freezer expecting the worst, only to find the bird breathing heavily, drained with sweat and totally exhausted.
"What happened?" the man asks, "You were in there for hours and yet you're not only alive but you're sweating like crazy?"
The parrot pants: "Man, have you ever tried to pry apart the legs of a frozen chicken?" |
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General Mills is coming out with a new cereal for impotent men.
It's to be called "Nut 'N Raisin Honey" |
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