Top Ten Slogans Currently Being Considered by Viagra

9. "One-a-day, like iron"

8. "Get a piece of the rock"

7. "You've come a long way, baby"

6. "Viagra, it plumps when you take 'em"

5. "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman

4. "Tastes great, more filling"

3. "Viagra, built ram tough"

2. "Here's the beef!"

... and the number one slogan being considered by Viagra:

1. Just do her.

Some honorable mentions:

"We work harder, so you don't have to"

"Ten inches long... and growing."

"Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight"

"Viagra, home of the whopper"

"Viagra, Now is a great time to be silver"

"This is your penis. This is your penis on Viagra. Any questions??

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