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Feline Temperature

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This got his attention!

 

Checking his temp got his attention!

 

 


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James Bond FIFO

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Q: Which James Bond characer is FIFO?

A: Queue
 


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Definition of a Chemical Engineer

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CHEMICAL ENGINEER: n. A person who does for profit what a chemist does for fun. see also "Prostitution"
 


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Check Limit

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What is the limit for writing checks?

Check Limit

 


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Welfare Poem

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I cross ocean,
poor and broke.
Take bus,
see employment folk.

Nice man treat me
good in there.
Say I need to
see welfare.

Welfare say,
'You come no more,
We send cash
right to your door.'

Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep
you healthy!

By and by,
I get plenty money,
Thanks to you,
American dummy.

Write to friends
in motherland,
Tell them 'come
fast as you can.'

They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks

They come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
it gets better!

Fourteen families,
they moving in,
But neighbor's patience
wearing thin.

Finally, white guy
moves away,
Now I buy his house,
and then I say,
'Find more aliens
for house to rent.'
And in the yard
I put a tent.

Send for family
they just trash,
But they, too,
draw the welfare cash!

Everything is
very good,
And soon we
own the neighborhood.

We have hobby
it's called breeding,
Welfare pay
for baby feeding.

Kid's need dentist?
Wife's need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!

American's crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here.

We think America
darn good place!
Too darn good for
the white man race.

If they no like us,
they can scram,
Got lots of room in Pakistan.

It is amazing that the federal government provides a single refugee with a monthly allowance of $1,890.00, and each can also get an additional $580.00 in public assistance for a total of $2,470.00.

This compares very well to a single retired person who after contributing to the growth and development of America for 40 to 50 years can only receive a monthly maximum of $1,012.00 in social security benefits.

Our retired folks should apply as refugees.

Send this to all Americans, so we can all be ticked off and we should get the refugees cut back to $1,012.00, and the retired folks up to $2,470 00 and enjoy some of the money we were forced to give to the government over the last 40 or 50 years.

Please forward to every American to expose what our elected politicians have been doing over the past 12 years to the hardworking American.

Send this to every fellow American taxpayer you know.

 


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