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Q. What do you call a cow with no legs? A. Ground Beef
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that hangs on your wall? A: Art
Q: What do you call a woman with only one leg. A: Ilean.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and legs in front of a door? A: Matt.
Q: Where do you find a no legged dog? A: Right where you left him.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and legs being pulled by a ski boat.A: Skip.
Q: What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of rubber? A: Thump-Her
Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on a grill? A: Frank.
Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs at the beach? A: Sandy
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the river. A: Bob
Q: What do you call a Japanese hooker with no legs? A: Dragon Lips!
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that is in a pile of leaves? A: Rustle
Q: What do you call a woman with no arms or legs on a grill? A: Patty.
Q. What do you call a cow with three legs? A. Lean beef
Q: What do you call a judge with no thumbs? A: Justice Fingers!
Q: What do you do with a dog that has no legs? A: Take him out for a drag.
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