The Deaf Accountant

Their was this man that was an accountant for the mob.
He happened to be deaf and mute.
While working for the mob he collected over 500,000
dollars by stealing from the books.
The mob boss finds out about this and sends two
hitmen to his house.
Since the accountant was deaf and mute his brother
translated what his brother said.

Hitman 1:  where is the money?
Accountant signs he does not know

Brother:  he said he does not know
Hitman 2:  tell us where the money is or we will
           kill your wife and kids, burn
           down your house, and castrate you!

Accountant signs fast and furiously that the money
is in a safe that is hidden in the floor board of
his closet and gives the combination.

Hitman 1:  what did he say?
Brother:  you don't have the balls!

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